Therapy Cartoon Compilation - Funny Therapist - Psychology Jokes

Therapy Cartoon Compilation - Funny Therapist - Psychology Jokes

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If you are in therapy, giving therapy, or even thinking about therapy, you are bound to love these seriously funny cartoons about therapy and the therapeutic setting. Laughter is the best medicine, why take ourselves too seriously? Laughter is the best medicine, if you are looking for funny therapy

Laughter is the best medicine. Humour therapy may not cure or prevent serious diseases, but it brings other benefits. Humour and laughter improve our quality of life, help us take ourselves less seriously, and make uncomfortable things more bearable. So is it a defence mechanism? Yes, and what’s wrong with that?

Sensitive readers may take offence or feel these cartoons mock people’s suffering, but our intentions are far from this. We have faced emotional struggles and found ourselves in therapy too. We present this collection of therapy jokes and cartoons with the best intentions, i.e., to laugh at ourselves, make you smile, add lightness, offering satire, and highlight important issues. So please enjoy and share them!

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Index

Cartoon Compilation - Anxiety & Depression Funnies

Cartoon Compilation - Dark Humour

Cartoon Compilation - Funny Clients

Cartoon Compilation - Funny Therapist <- You are here.

Cartoon Compilation - Light Humour

Cartoon Compilation - Silly Humour

Cartoon Compilation - Therapy Truths


"You do not have superpowers, Mr. Banner, I assure you. You're merely bipolar."

- Dan Piraro




"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

- Mike Baldwin




"We made great progress today, but I think we need a few more sessions."

- Dave Coverly




"Brian, this is the problem! You cannot play dead every time Marie gets angry with you!"

- John Mcpherson




"Yes, I remember suggesting that you never go to bed angry. However, two years is a long time to go without sleep."




"Oh, no, Mr. Mcenroe, I use the same chair for all my patients with rage issues."

- Niklas Eriksson



"Smoke?"

- Leigh Rubin



"That is the most impressive case of germaphobia I've ever seen."

- Dan Piraro




"Well, I see that things have gotten a little tense since you renewed your vows in our last session."

- John McPherson



"Well, I see our time is up."

- Dan Piraro




"It doesn't matter what other people think - the important thing is that you believe in yourself."

- Judy Horacek



"I apologize for the inconvenience, but I'm not comfortable allowing strangers on my furniture."

- Dan Piraro



"Yep, you've got a screw loose."

- Dan Piraro



"No, I don't have a couch. At the rate I charge, my patients can't relax enough to lie down."

- Dan Piraro



"I'm not saying you should give up your dreams. Just the ones that involve success."

- Dan Piraro



"I must say, for a thick-skinned mammal, you're pretty thin-skinned."

- Dan Piraro



"I'm going to prescribe 30mg of Cymbalta, twice daily."

- Scott Hilburn



"It's perfectly normal to enjoy meeting people."

I said 'eating'.

- Dan Piraro



"What do you mean this is our last session?"

- Dan Piraro



"After you finish telling me what you want for Christmas, why won't you lay down here and tell me why you believe you need all these."

- Jon Carter



"Tell me about your father."

"Couldn't we talk about ME for once, Dad?"

- Dan Piraro



"Please continue."

- Dan Piraro



"To you it may be a fancy gown, to me it's just shrink wrap."

- Dan Piraro


"Remember, It's a beer commercial. That kind of happiness may not be obtainable."

- Dan Piraro



"You're making real progress, Jimmy. I'm sure your parents will be proud."

- Dan Piraro




"Well, John, in the past two years you've gone from being extremely depressed to being basically unhappy like the rest of us. My work here is done."

- Jason Love



"I'm beginning to see some change in you!"

- Bill Whitehead




"I'm sensing some defensiveness…"

- Mark Parisi




"You can't worry what non-beer drinkers think."

- Frank Cotham



"When did you first notice he had The Blues?"

- Hardin



"So, would anyone in the group care to respond to what Clifford has just shared with us?"

- Tom Cheney




"It's a new anti-depressant instead of swallowing it, you throw it at anyone who appears to be having a good time."

- Tom Cheney




"There are no wrong answers, only perceived threats to national security."

- Mike Twohy



"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

- David Sipress




"I must confess, this is my first encounter with identity theft within a marriage."

- Tom Cheney



"And when did you first realize you weren't like other precipitation?"

- Michael Maslin




"And, with the proper medication, they all lived happily ever after."

- David Sipress




"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

- Robert Mankoff




"Then again, we are what we eat."

- Shanahan




"Would you worry less about your relationship if I told you we're about to get hit by a giant asteroid?"



"So Jolly Roger is in fact Miserable Roger?"

- Michael Maslin



"What about your wishes?"

- Charlie Hankin


"And how does it make you feel when she jumps over you and calls you a lazy dog?"

- Joe Dator



"After-psychotherapy mint?"

- Leo Cullum


"As children aren't an issue in this marriage, may I suggest that you consider staying together for the sake of the horse?"




"Who is 'coming around the mountain.' John? Could it be your mother?"

- Frank Cotham


"And only you can hear this whistle?"

- Charles Barsotti



"When did you first realize you were really a woman?"

- Carolita Johnson



"He was my first client."

- Tom Cheney



"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."

- Shannon Wheeler



"OK, nod a little slower this time. Then let's work on saying mmm-hmmm... go on. You try it."

"Mmm...uh..hmmm...um... go on."

- Bill Whitehead



"I'm afraid I can't discuss my other patients."

- David Borchart



"One more after this we'll be able to meet our deductible."

- Tom Cheney




"And the cloud that's just overhead and to you right-- what does that remind you of?"

- Charles Barsotti



"How does this make you feel?"

- Benjamin Schwartz



"Two minute warning."

- Mike Twohy



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