Therapy Cartoon Compilation - Funny Clients - Psychology Jokes

Laughter is the best medicine. Humour therapy may not cure or prevent serious diseases, but it brings other benefits. Humour and laughter improve our quality of life, help us take ourselves less seriously, and make uncomfortable things more bearable. So is it a defence mechanism? Yes, and what’s wrong with that?

Sensitive readers may take offence or feel these cartoons mock people’s suffering, but our intentions are far from this. We have faced emotional struggles and found ourselves in therapy too. We present this collection of therapy jokes and cartoons with the best intentions, i.e., to laugh at ourselves, make you smile, add lightness, offering satire, and highlight important issues. So please enjoy and share them!

Notice something hilarious is missing; please post it in the discussion thread below.

Index

Cartoon Compilation - Anxiety & Depression Funnies

Cartoon Compilation - Dark Humour

Cartoon Compilation - Funny Clients <- You are here.

Cartoon Compilation - Funny Therapist

Cartoon Compilation - Light Humour

Cartoon Compilation - Silly Humour

Cartoon Compilation - Therapy Truths

"We get in, we get help, and we get out."

- New Yorker Cartoon

"I keep forming inappropriate attachments."

- Victoria Roberts

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

- Mike Twohy

"Talking to your receptionist made me feel so much better, I'm canceling my appointment!"

- Bill Whitehead

"I dreamed I was kafka"

- Sofia Dalamagka

"Every time I get attached to someone, they freak out and start scraping me off!"

- Bill Whitehead

"I wish I'd started therapy at your age."

- Victoria Roberts

"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."

- Paul Noth

"I'm learning how to relax, doctor-- but I want to relax better and faster! I want to be on the cutting edge of relaxation!"

- Randy Glasbergen

"My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane."

- David Sipress

- Harry Bliss

"I don't like him."

- Harry Bliss

"Why should I settle for good self-esteem when, with the right medication, I could have great self-esteem."

- B. Smaller

"My one-man band is breaking up."

- Shannon Wheeler

"Do you think it would help if all the voices in my head came together and formed their own light-opera company?"

- Jack Ziegler

"My life has become a tangled web of fictitious user names and fiendishly clever passwords."

- William Haefeli

"The great thing about self-medicating is there is a low co-pay."

- B. Smaller

"It's like you haven't heard a single thing I've thought."

- Matthew Diffee

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

- B. Smaller

"You've helped me with my self-loathing, but not to the point where I 'like' myself on Facebook."

- Harley Schwadron

"Look at you- folding the laundry two days before couples therapy."

- Harry Bliss

"My pets found out they were adopted."

- Victoria Roberts

"I'm not Frankenstein's monster."

"I'm my own monster."

"My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle ."

- Dan Reynolds

"Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!"

- Universal Uclick

"I guess I knew I was different early on, when my 98 siblings scrambled to the sea and I grabbed a cab to the city."

- Dave Coverly

"See? Just when I finally start to feel comfortable in my own skin, this happens."

- Dave Coverly

"Alice is in wonderland, Dorothy is somewhere over the rainbow, but I get trapped in a cabin with bears."

- Dan Piraro

"See? Just when I finally start to feel comfortable in my own skin, this happens."

- Dave Coverly

"Turns out all those gifts weren't for me…"

- Mark Parisi

"I just feel soooo much better knowing I'm not alone…"

- Mike Baldwin

"I'm not afraid of flying per se. I'm afraid of long lines, hidden fees, irrational security requirements & unexplained delays."

- Dan Piraro

"... me paying $95 an hour to take part in an outdated cliché… me paying $95 an hour to take part in an outdated cliché…"

- Dan Piraro

"Why can't this count as 'date night'?"

- Harry Bliss

"What is it about super-human powers that compels us to dress like idiots?"

- Dan Piraro

"By the way, I'll be on vacation starting next week, but I've given your receptionist the name of a crazy guy you can call in an emergency."

- Dan Piraro

"No, I'm not interested in exploring the meaning of my existence; I just want to know whether I actually exist."

- Victor Yalom

"I never really thought my problems were very interesting before."

- Dan Piraro

"They act like they own me."

- Dan Piraro

"People say I love my cat too much."

- David Quintanar

"I think once he begins to see the benefits of couples therapy, I'll be able to loosen some of the ropes."

- Dan Piraro

"If I'm totally honest with myself, most of the time I'm only an average hulk."

- Dan Piraro

"I told you, Doctor, nothing's bothering me. I just want a nice, quiet place to take a nap in the afternoon that my insurance will pay for."

- Dan Piraro

"It's not about catching sheep anymore, Doc. This is the real me."

- Dan Piraro

"This is John, my lawyer, he'll be telling my story, and my agent, Brian, will evaluate for a possible book deal."

- Dan Piraro

"You were right. My self-esteem has improved since I've begun dressing like a doctor."

- Dan Piraro